Tag: parenting humor

10 Things I Won’t Miss About Breastfeeding

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My little girl is turning one this month and I can’t believe a year has passed. I wanted to breastfeed for a year, and...

5 Toys Kids Love But Parents Hate

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We've all been in that space, your child is opening gifts for Christmas or their birthday and you're holding your breath hoping it's not...

Feeding Tiny Humans: No Cooking Required

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When my daughter was a baby, anyplace with a drive-thru became my best friend. I needed food and it was winter in Minnesota. With...

Why Not Strive to Just Be Your Selfie

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Trout pout. Shameless. Duckface. Alonie. What do you visualize when you see those words? Does “selfie” come to mind? Me? Well, I’m a certifiable...

Worst-Case Handbook for Holiday Travel With Kids

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My Best Self plans ahead for each and every worst-case scenario while en route to Grandma's house for the holidays. Real Life, however, likes...

Modern Slang For My Mom Gang

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DON’T STAN MY APPEARANCE Don’t stalk my body image. Boundaries are cool. Things that are off boundaries? Body shaming and judging appearances. Don’t judge...

Tales from the Toilet—The Mystery of the Empty Toilet Paper Roll

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Seriously, how hard is it to replace the toilet paper roll? Really? Let’s count the steps. #1 – Remove old roll. #2 – Waddle to the closet to...

Finding the Right Church for My Family: My Church Tinder Experience

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Finding the right church for my family is a lot like looking for a husband on Tinder. The saying “you have to kiss a...

Why 40 is Downhill to Death for Me

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40 doesn’t just sound old. It is old. 40 is downhill. I turned 40 this year and every single thing about it has sucked....

Am I Addicted to Multi-level Marketing (MLMs)? Do I Need Help?

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How it started Am I addicted to MLMs? I was sucked into my first MLM with a makeup selling company when I was in my...